What If ? { With The Wise Guys }

What If ? 

Ask The Wise Guys! 

Meet...Takashi and Phil. The wise guys. These guys know stuff. Why they ponder over every little thing that there is to ponder. They're like Binky and the Brain only smarter and less animated. But these guys get to the bottom of stuff and they don't mess around.. Lets look in on them now as they are reading letter's from their fan male. Pondering the answers to life and Considering the wisdom of the ages.

 Fan:  Dear Wise Guys, Boy sometimes life is tough. I feel like I am going through a slow churning meet grinder sprinkled with hot sauce. Any advise?

Wise Guys:  Dear Tough Life, We saw it written one time... "in life it does not matter how slow you go as long as you don't stop." Good luck with meet grinder!

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Fan:  Dear Wise guys, I start my day early but I can't seem to get ahead. What should I do?

Wise Guys:  Dear Tough Luck, We see you must be living by adage that early bird gets worm. That is great saying, but only if you are bird. Better to sleep in than to get eaten. Plus you will feel better.

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Fan:   Dear Wise Guys, I know that there are a lot of skeptics out there these days. Atheists, agnostics and vast numbers of other religions and gods. The world says, to think that there is only one way to find spiritual solace would be closed minded, self centered and down right intolerant. With the knowledge of all of these other religions and ways that seem to point to a god or an idea of a god, how can we know for certain which way is right? 

Wise Guys:   When looking for a god wait until he introduces himself then you will know which one is true God. All others dead and have bad smell.

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Fan:   Have you ever asked the question, "What if the bible really is true?"

Wise Guys:   Dear Truth Seeker, Yes! ... here is what we find. If bible not true and you follow it, you will live honorable life. If bible true and you don't follow it, get advise from "Meet Grinder Fan."  You soon be in same hot sauce.

 

Thanks for your time. God bless you and above all else....LoveEachOther and trust in Jesus!